Is the discovery of a headless corpse the work of a serial killer? When do police and paramedics fall out? Who killed Yoda? What is a death fart? Why do some criminals think they are 'worth it'? Who invented the crying machine? How do you beat the burglar? Why do the police have to pay particular attention to boobs? Come on patrol with PC Donoghue and get the answers to all these questions and more. 'Police, Lies and Alibis' is the fascinating and hilarious account of a year in the life of a front line police response officer, and the only humorous police book written by a serving officer who is not hiding his identity.